What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
See the crescent moon dance with Mars and the bright star Regulus this weekend - Space
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Make Nazis afraid again!
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Fossils show colonies of reptiles lived communally 250 million years ago - Phys.org
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
What are some good romantic novels?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority